1. How long have you been together? four years... 6 months, less a 1-2 month "break".

2. Who pursued who? I was totally pursued by M.

3. Do you wear any type of wedding/commitment ring? only when the mood strikes.

4. What was the hardest thing about learning to live together? She is a control freak, I am a living tornado.

5. Who takes longer to get ready in the morning? Her. I don't know what's so hard about throwing the nearest item of clothing and taking a pee, but she can make it take hours?!?

6. Do you usually eat breakfast together? In the same room count?

7. Do you ever share clothes? Yep.

8. Who does most of the cooking? that would be ME.

9. Who usually takes out the trash? Again, me.

10. If you have pets who usually does litter box or poop patrol? she does, usually.

11. Which one of you is more likely to answer the phone when it rings? I feel that the phone is the root of all evil. If I do not answer it, no evil can come to me! (or at least that's the theory)

12. Who's in charge of the remote if you're watching TV together? her, always. see phone comment.

13. Who usually drives when you go out together? I'm the only driver in our family.

14. Which one of you takes care of spiders and bugs that get into the house? me, I'm not afraid of them.

15. Facing the bed, who sleeps on which side? If you're standing at the foot of the bed, looking at the head of the bed, I'm on the left, M's on the right.

16. Who usually checks the (postal) mailbox? I am the only one who can reach one, but she usually checks the other. Mine doesn't get checked often.

17. If something breaks or goes wrong in the house, which one of you is more likely to either fix it or call someone to fix it? Typically, that's me.

18. Who is generally the neater of you? She would believe that she is, but really? we're both slobs. She is better... Or she gets more upset by the mess and insists that it gets cleaned up first. We're working on it.

19. Who handles the checkbook/pays the bills? M does.

20. What was your last fight/disagreement about? Um... I dunno... we don't fight much... We bicker a little, and even then I can't remember what over...

21. When you slow dance together, who leads? We don't dance.

22. What do you love the most about your other half? the fact that she can understand my issues and loves me anyways.