Our day 2, rated 2 out of a possible 5, so much better.

Way, way better.
Nothing like the uncomfortable night before.
I guess we had thought about everything, over anaylized everyting, and me, I am a list maker, and a doer.
The whole, what we do when we get it home, that we never thought of. Monday was horrible, Tuesday doll rated a 2 our of the possible 5 on that uncomfortable scary factor.
I am glad for her.
Way, way better, I guess the wine, Chinese food, and shower all helped, her.
Me? Just as grody as the night before. ICK, gagg. I know I know, I am so immature, dolly will be the first to say so, I have to agree, anyone who knows me will confirm this.
I dont mind, I am going to be "That Parent" anyhow. At least for awhile, encouraging mischief, the instigator, trick player, April Fools meano mommy, pulling pranks all for a great laugh . Anyhow,
Last night was day two, our second attempt at my doll's insemination, in the morning the monitor still shows the funny little green egg, this means, peak. It practically screams PEAK DAY, PEAK DAY! I think today is our last peak day this month, so, it will be our final attempt for the next, oh X days, I dont keep up with the charts and numbers, that's the sweet doll face's job.
I guess she found some sort of pregnancy calculator online yesterday morning, and figured out if this months attempts take she will be having a Christmas baby, somewhere between December 22nd and December 30th. She said, "I dont want a Christmas baby." I suggested if that was the case we should name the child Noel, my cousin was born on Christmas, they named her Noel, she is pretty, so it the name....Doll was not thrilled with that idea. Though it was a lovely accompaniment to our chosen female name.
Sooo, now we are now two days strong, going on our third day this month, third try of the month, tonight.
Hard to not notice that we have now developed our "regular" so to say, ritual.
Let me explain, because this is a lot of fun, and everyone doing at home insemination should at least try this once.
Once my job is complete we put our hands and feet up into the air, like a dead and bloated opossum on the side of the road, and wiggle those piggys. YES, Wiggle Those Piggy's, Wiggle, Wiggle Wiggle we say to ourselves. "Go, Go, Go" we chant out loud, and over , "Go, Go, Go", "Go, Go, Go"