The New Leather Daddy

Leather Daddy
Noun
1. A subculture within the Gay Species.
2. An older gay gentleman donning black leather apparel useful in adapting to nocturnal settings.

Research shows (and by research I mean me perusing a Leather Daddy ‘hook up’ site) that Leather Daddies have thick and bushy whiskers in nature leading experts to believe they are a distant relative to the walrus. They like to cuddle and ride motorcycles, but not at the same time because that would just be dangerous. The typical Leather Daddy seeks a younger mate who has a strong work ethic, will ride bitch on a motorbike and comes pre-packaged in a harness and dog collar.

I am a Leather Daddy.

It’s true. But before you go to press with this shocking morsel of news please allow me to elaborate. You see I am not one in the traditional sense.

a.) My half-Filipino DNA means my whiskers grow more “catfish” than “walrus”.
b.) I only splurge on dog collars for our pup Lucy. (In fact, she has several from Coach including two in black. Black really brings out her nose.)
c.) I don’t even own a Schwinn.

So you won’t spot me at the Eagle wearing (and I use that term loosely) Tom of Finland inspired couture anytime soon, but THEN…

last week it arrived- the Storksak Jamie Unisex Diaper Bag. When I opened the box the sweet smell of the highest quality genuine leather took me to an elevated state of euphoria. Suddenly my body melted like butta and I was craving fried chicken wings. I was in love. When I caressed the beautiful pebbled cowhide leather with my cheek (I won’t divulge which one) I experienced a sensuous pleasure I had never felt before- sorry Steve. And after singing several verses of “Like a Virgin” I came to the realization that I was in fact a new kind of Leather Daddy- a mutation born of the current ‘gayby boom’.

To read more about our experience with the Storksak Jamie Diaper Bag go here:
http://johnandstevearehavingababy.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-leather-daddy...