Everything's Rosie in Miami. O'Donnell takes-on a raging homophobe on Lincoln Mall - after dinner.

Rosie O'Donnell recently stood-up (literally) to an angry homophobe after finishing dinner at a restaraunt with her partner, Kelli.

Rosie uses poems to describe her life and views on Rosie.com. This is an excerpt from the poem entitled 'motorcycle man':

tonight dinner in so beach
a very gay city
kel and i
in r pt cruiser - top down

we had just finished eating
about to head home
2 2 many people
when

along
came a bald screaming infuriated man
it’s always a man
i tell ya

i stood next to his hog
when kel backed out
so as not to hit it
i ride

as i buckled my belt
he ran towards r car
angry
“MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!”

“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
his eyes were wild
stretched open wide

he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCKING LESBIANS
he screamed

the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

not tonight
mr bald muscle man
with a pimped out hog
not tonight

i stood up in the front seat
hands above my head
smiled and yelled
CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!!

he stormed back to his table
right there in the lincoln mall

sun is setting
it is beautiful here
in miami
dolphins and dreams

peace out

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